Haunted House on Twilight

[Jasumi]

My beloved Sims 2 has a bad download >_< I've been playing Sims 3 for like a week now because I don't feel like searching through 50,000 downloads to find out whatever is conflicting lol I'll admit, torturing my sims and taking pictures is fun in Sims 3 (albeit, it is kinda hard for EA to screw that up ), but the gameplay sucks. lol 6/10

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Chapter 1: Bella’s Curse


Inspired by the Only Fun Thing to do in Sims 3
(taking pictures and torturing sims)

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11:20am




Edward awoke late into the morning, still deciding how he was going to ruin Bella’s life. He did not find any inspiration in his dreams—they were all about the Solar System, Vanity, and Humans. Typical vampire stuff. Well, he could at least burn breakfast again…



Edward: “Hmm….Bella’s highly allergic to all-natural breast milk….why not another cup….”



Edward: “If this doesn’t finally kill this bitch, then I don’t know what will….”

Being a vampire, Edward rather foolishly threw the tray into the damn stove and left it there to rot, as there is no blood in Bella’s waffles (usually). He scrambled to his laptop in the dinning room, stalking for more hapless victims via Internet Chess, knowing damn well that most people just go on there for a free chat since half of them don’t even know basic rules.



Hungry4U: that was the absolute worst place to put that rook…i’m not surprised it took you over 50 secs to think of that move though…probably just aimlessly dragged that rook into every square until one finally turned green…
ChessMama: so? i got other things on my mind…
Hungry4U: why call yourself CHESSmama then if you’re not thinkin of CHESS?
ChessMama: i like ur avatar…hungry4u? u a cannibal?
Hungry4U: cannibals eat members of the same species, so no…
ChessMama: are u tryin’ to say you gay?
Hungry4U: ummm….nooooooooo……..
ChessMama: ok cool, u like my avatar? how my breast look? they look juicy, right?
Hungry4U: the surgeon did an excellent job on them. i could just suck the blood right out those nipples…
ChessMama: ^^ ty sh*t, it’s my turn again
Hungry4U: take your time ….so……where do you live? by the ocean, maybe? there’s a great cliff over there to dump….things….
ChessMama: huh? what you dumpin ova dah cliff? crack?
Hungry4U: sry, that was an inside joke lol and no, i’m not a drug dealer.
ChessMama: oops, wishful thinking ^^
Hungry4U: I got a question for u….



Robbie jumped when his bedroom door swung open.

Little Boy: “Woah! Where’d you get that computer?”
Robbie: “I stole it from school.”
Little Boy: “Oooh, that’s really really bad!”
Robbie: “If you tell anyone, what I’ll do to you will be really really bad…”
Little Boy: “What are you doing on it? Who’s ChessMama and why is she so nasty-looking?”
Robbie: “I’m pretending to be a hot girl on the Internet…”
Little Boy: “Ewww! Why are you doing that?!”
Robbie: “Because trolling is fun, now get away you little fartface! Get out my eff-ing room!”



ChessMama: ooh, u gotta question for me?
Hungry4U: have you ever made love to a vampire before?
ChessMama: yes….at a drunken halloween party I had 5 on me at once
Hungry4U: lol oh really?
ChessMama: …
ChessMama: -_-
Hunrgy4U: lol did it feel good when he sucked on your blood?
ChessMama: really good
Hungry4U: nope. It feels like hell, trust me…
ChessMama: oh, how u know?
Hungry4U: 
ChessMama: lol were u one of the guys there? or…..?
Hungry4U: Meet me at the lighthouse and I will show you my world
ChessMama: wait. how do I know ur not some internet sicko
Hungry4U: well, how do I know u didnt just download that avatar off yahoo? How do I know ur not really some teenage boy with nothing else better to do?
ChessMama: <_< ummmm…..cause im not…..do u like my tits?
Hunrgy4U: Meet me at sundown by the lighthouse, and I will show you the truth about vampires.



Edward ran into the kitchen when he heard a fire erupt. Flames had begun to ignite from the coils and onto the tile floor.

Edward: “Crap! I don’t think vampires are immune to fire? Hell no am I going to spend all of eternity looking all charcoal and burnt like Bella’s cooking. Oh! Bella! Bella, come extinguish this fire!”

Bella called from upstairs: “Fire?!”

Edward: “It’s just a small one! It’s perfectly alright to step close to it!”



Bella ran downstairs and shouted: “This isn’t small! This fire is taller than I am! What did you do! Aren’t you immortal, why can’t you do it?”



Edward: “My beauty isn’t immortal!”
Bella: “We need water!”
Edward: “You stay here while I get some from the ocean!”
Bella: “Anything for you, Edward!”
Edward: “Good dog.”



Edward ran downstairs and tried to open the door but it was locked! His plan has been foiled! He tried to kick the windows open, but they were sealed.

Edward: “Who on Earth could have locked these stupid doors!”
Bella ran downstairs: “Edward, it’s getting worse!”



To their surprise, the fire had mysteriously vanished.

[Jasumi]

Edward: “At least your breakfast isn’t burnt for a change…”
Bella: “That’s because I cooked that yesterday.”



Bella: “Edward, you’ve been acting weird lately…like there’s something you don’t want to tell me…”

Edward: “Ummm…..aren’t my blue eyes so heavenly? Stare at my beautifully carved lips, Bella.”

Bella smiled: “Oh, Edward….”



They both jumped when the flames returned, appearing as though from the work of a magician.



And taller and taller they grew….



 

Edward: “Run for your life! Run!”
Bella: “Through the fire?”
Edward: “Yes, especially through the fire!”





Bella: “AHHHHH!!!! My skin is on fire!!!!!”



Bella: “AHHHH!!!!”
Edward: “Don’t leave me behind, woman! Wait for me!”
Bella: “In the fire?”
Edward: “Yes, especially in the fire!”



Edward: “There’s the door! Hurry to the pool while I try to protect my face!”
Bella fell: “I’m too weak! Edward, carry me!”
Edward: “Dammit, what are women good for!”
Bella: “Edward, I can’t move my legs!”
Edward: “That’s because you don’t have any!”
Bella cried: “OMG Edward! Your gorgeous perfect face is melting! No! God, take mine instead! Why couldn’t it have been my face that looks melted!”
Edward: “Hurry! To the pool!”

Did Edward and Bella Make it Out Alive?


Nope.

[Jasumi]

A Week Later

 


JaeJoong: “Uhhh…is this the ‘great abandoned house’ you’ve been meaning to show me? Cause this looks like sh*t, through and through! I don’t even need to see the rest of the house to know what it looks like!”

 

Yunho: “For a homeless guy who just spent his last paycheck, you are too freaking picky. It’s either this or living on the streets again!”



JaeJoong sighed: “Well are there rats in this ‘great abandoned house’?”
Yunho: “There could be.”
JaeJoong: “Well Hell, I might as well be living on the streets then! Last thing I need are some computerized rats disturbing my sleep on a burnt ass couch!”



Yunho: “It couldn’t hurt to take a peek, right? There could at least be something valuable we should steal…”



Yunho: “This place probably used to look very nice…”
JaeJoong chuckled: “Oh yeah, before it burned down and now it looks like total sh*t.”
Yunho: “Remember your optimism…”



Yunho: “Wow, I haven’t slept in days.”
JaeJoong: “Why don’t we go back to the park…”
Yunho: “No.”
JaeJoong: “Is it just me, or is this place kinda creepy?”
Yunho: “Quit making excuses…”



Yunho went upstairs, and before JaeJoong could follow him he collapsed onto the floor in a deep sleep.



Yunho: “Hmm…I bet I could bust this door down real easily…”

He toured through the rooms, looking for valuables and yet he only found piles of charcoal and burnt furniture.





Until he stumbled upon some free food….



Yunho: “Jae, there’s food! Jae!”

Yunho quickly ran downstairs, only to find his friend trying to flee the scene!



Yunho: “Jae, look I found food!”
JaeJoong sighed: “Dammit, it better not look like the rest of this house…”

An Hour Later:


JaeJoong: “I still don’t like this damn house…something just doesn’t feel right…”



JaeJoong: “And how the Hell did this one couch and this one salad not get burnt to a crisp? Yunho must be playing a damn joke on me…”



JaeJoong: “I wonder where the bathroom is, that’s assuming the toilet even flushes, if not, and I find a pile of mmmm in the toilet, I’m gonna run my ass back to that park faster than if I had seen a freakin ghost…”

[Jasumi]

JaeJoong froze when he saw a translucent man hovering about the room. He floated towards the window and then vanished into thin air right before his eyes.



JaeJoong screamed and shoved his friend off the couch, looking around the room like a madman.

Yunho: “What the Hell has—”
JaeJoong: “I saw a dead person! A dead man just walked right in front of me!”
Yunho: “A dead man?”
JaeJoong: “Yeah, like a freakin person who is supposed to be rotting in the dirt but for some reason is still in this damn haunted ass house!”



Yunho laughed: “Are all the burnt leaves in this house making you high or something? Why don’t you just take a nap, cause I think the poverty is getting to you….I’ll go look for some tap water…”



JaeJoong decided to take his friend’s advice and slept alone in the room.



JaeJoong awoke and was terrified to find not one but two ghosts surrounding him. He jumped to his feet and took off after his friend upstairs.



JaeJoong: “Yunho! Yunho! I’ve had enough! I am leaving with or without you!”

Yunho sighed: “Are you kidding me? How come I’m not seeing these damn ‘ghosts’? I think you’re finally loosing your mind.”



All of a sudden, the house erupted into flames, scorching everything within it’s realm.



Yunho: “What the Hell! Am I going crazy, too!”

JaeJoong: “Awww, we done did it now, we done did it! The spirits are mad because you didn’t believe in them!”

Yunho wanted to laugh, but the intense fire was drying his throat.



JaeJoong ran down the Hall, and screamed in terror at the sight of two ghouls ascending the steps. “AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”



Bella chanted: “What are you doing in my house? What are you doing in my house? What are you doing in my house? What are you doing in my house? What are you doing in my house? I will burn you, I will burn you, I will burn you, I will burn you, I will burn you…”


 
Yunho: “Holy sh*t! What is that thing!”
JaeJoong: “It’s the damn ghost I was talking about!”
Yunho: “Quick! Let’s go to the pool in the back!”
JaeJoong: “Through all this fire?!”
Yunho: “Just cover your face!”

Did Yunho and JaeJoong Make it Out Alive?


Nope.


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[Jasumi]

My beloved Sims 2 has a bad download >_< I've been playing Sims 3 for like a week now because I don't feel like searching through 50,000 downloads to find out whatever is conflicting lol I'll admit, torturing my sims and taking pictures is fun in Sims 3 (albeit, it is kinda hard for EA to screw that up ), but the gameplay sucks. lol 6/10

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Chapter 2: Trade Off


Inspired by the Only Fun Thing to do in Sims 3
(taking pictures and torturing sims)

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11:20am


A year later, another couple ventured into the house, a ghost journalist and her husband searching for a glimpse of the afterlife.



Ellen: “Now this is strange. According to the newspaper article written by Mr. Cullen last week, this home was without furniture.”

Eric: “The seller must have changed his mind…too many people must be put off by all the ‘ghost’ stories from here…”



Eric: “Ellen, just what is it with you and this ‘ghost’ thing? How many failed attempts does it take before you realize that when we die we just fade away, no ‘ghosts’ lingering around moping about being burnt alive or whatever. I heard there was a vampire here, too, pfft…sounds like another teenage-invented horror story…”



Ellen: “Perhaps you’re right. But you must admit this house is incredible…”

Eric: “Yeah, love the view over the ocean and the pool out back…”



Eric had gone a whole day without food thanks to his wife’s determination to fight a crew of bidders over this property the whole afternoon.

Eric: “I hope I never have to sit in another office for 24 hours again…*sigh* Ellen has just lost her mind or something…I think this macaroni could use more cheese….”



JaeJoong whispered: “Leeeaaaavvvveee…..”



Eric jumped and dropped his knife on the floor, startled by the faint hissing rolling down his spine. He looked about the room, but nobody was there.

Eric shook his head: “All these damn ghost stories are psyching me out…”

He continued to chop his cheese.



Ellen: “This smells great, honey. I’m proud of you cooking for once…”

Eric: “Yeah…”

Ellen: “You seem upset…”

Eric took a bite: “Nope.”

Ellen: “I’m sorry about keeping you in the office all day, it’s just—”

Eric: “No, it’s fine. You go take a nap, you look tired…”



Eric watched his wife leave the room. He gazed down at the laptop on the table; he could hear its fans spinning and the hard drive growling.

Eric: “That’s strange, assuming no one’s been in this house for a year, the laptop’s battery should have died by now…”

He lifted up the screen.



Eric squint his eyes at the small font roaming across the screensaver. He could feel a presence behind him, the hairs along his back standing up. He looked closer and read: “Look behind you….”



Eric almost fainted when he saw a translucent man looming over him. The ghost stood him upright before he could fall.

Yunho shouted: “Leeeaaavvveee!!!!”

Eric tried to run, but his legs felt heavier than truck.

Yunho shouted: “Leeeaaavvveee!!!!”

Eric: “What….what are you? Are….?”

Yunho shouted: “Leeeaaavvveee!!!!”

Yunho continued to chant his warning, and faded away before Eric’s eyes.



Eric ran into the living room, and woke his sleeping wife.

Eric: “Honey, I just saw something strange….”

Ellen perked up: “Like what?”

Eric: “There was a message on the computer to look behind me, and….I saw like….a translucent man or something. He told me to leave. I have a bad feeling about this place now…”

Ellen: “We need to document this, Eric. Do you—”

Eric shouted: “No! We need to leave!”



Eric rationalized that he was simply hallucinating from a lack of sleep. The altitude in this house was higher than all else in Sunset Valley, and his body simply wasn’t used to it.

He told Ellen that he was lying.

[Jasumi]

Later that Night


Eric said he had a dream about fire, and Ellen took this as a sign of things to come. She ran downstairs and was almost surprised to find the stove in flames. And soon the whole house had ignited itself.




The heat had begun to consume his body, and Eric ran for the pool out back. His body froze when he felt that familiar eerie chill crawling down his spine.



He gathered his will and rose to his feet, but he was too afraid to look behind….



Eric: “Why…why do you keep coming to me…?”

JaeJoong: “Because you can see us.”

Eric felt his stomach churn when he heard Ellen screaming from within.

JaeJoong said: “Leave! Run away while you still can! Bella does not want you…”

Eric: “What? Who’s Bella?....N-No! I can’t leave my wife!”



JaeJoong shouted: “Leeeaaavvveee!!!!”

But Eric kept on walking.



Ellen: “Oh my God! The whole world is on fire! Eric! Eric!”



Bella gazed at the woman’s flesh slowly melting from the bone. She watched Ellen’s eyes dilate with fear as she slowly approached her. Bella knew she would be free from this curse if she were to find another woman to haunt these Halls instead…

But she did not want the bastard Edward to have Eric. And so she told the other ghosts to persuade him to leave.



Yunho shouted: “Leeeaaavvveee!!!! Leeeaaavvveee!!!! Leeeaaavvveee!!!! Eric!!!!”



The fire died down, and the grim reaper arrived to collect his souls. Eric had passed away beside his wife in the fire, despite their best attempts.

The Reaper: “There is a limit to the number of souls that can haunt one place in this world. So we must trade two for two.”

Bella: “It’s been nice knowing you all…”

The Reaper laughed: “Not you. Your soul needs five dead for you to come back, and Edward needs ten, for you two have created this curse. You allowed your hatred to manifest into fire. So I will let JaeJoong and Yunho free in exchange for Ellen and Eric. You two have 40 minutes to leave this realm before the next cycle starts over…”



Yunho and JaeJoong ran as fast as their feet could carry them.



Through the deepest reaches of the woods…



Until they reached the end of the land….



Yunho: “I can’t believe we’re back. We should tell the world.”

JaeJoong snapped: “Please! So they can think we’re batsh*t insane and lock us up in a funky stink-ass mental asylum, yeah that sounds like a good life, but no thank you. I’m about to find me a new homeless person to befriend, maybe a girl this time because you are just too much damn trouble. Remember when I told you we should take our ass back to that damn park? Now you got us haunting a house for a whole damn year, maybe even a century or until the world collapses, then we’d be haunting outer space. That would be so damn ignorant, just the thought….And I haven’t had a peaceful rest in God knows how long…”

Yunho: “JaeJoong…”

JaeJoong snapped: “What?”

Yunho: “Shut up and enjoy the view…”



They soon found a small shack along the ocean.

JaeJoong: “You know, I take back what I said about telling the world. I want them to lock my ass up, because this looks worse than any damn mental asylum I seen in Saw 3 or some other damn movie…”

Yunho shook his head: “You talk way too much to be a guy…and it’s always whining and complaining….like a little girl.”

JaeJoong: “And you lack the common sense of a grown man. Talking about how I’m gonna see a dead man, and then you tell me to take a nap in the same place where I freaking saw him. Just makes no kind of sense…”

Yunho laughed: “The Grim Reaper exchanged your soul for Ellen. I always knew you had a woman’s soul…”

JaeJoong kissed his teeth: “Yeah, and it’s the gay guy that knew to take his ass back to the park in the first place…You know what…”

Yunho sighed: “Oh here we go again…”

[Jasumi]

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